Weekly Market Report. March 27, 2026

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⬤TOP READS

Bitcoin ‘compression’ outcome may send BTC to $80K: AnalystBitcoin charts point to a possible rally to $80,000, but spot volumes need to increase in order for the rally to hold. im 46143293?width=540&size=1

Fannie Mae to Accept Crypto-Backed Mortgages for the First TimeThe mortgage-finance giant Fannie Mae will soon accept so-called crypto-backed mortgages for the first time, the latest expansion of cryptocurrencies into mainstream financial transactions. 20250603 Bitcoin News

US bitcoin ETF outflows hit three-week high as Ark Invest cuts holdings in own BTC fundU.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds recorded their largest single-day net outflows in three weeks on Thursday.

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AI & Technology Nvidia-Backed Startup Seeking to Counter Chinese AI Eyes $25 Billion Valuation im 21031663?width=540&size=1

Anthropic Wins Injunction in Court Battle im 73193895?width=540&size=1

Arm’s Timing Is Good, but Big Chip Move Now Has to Go Perfectly
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Startale Group closes $63 million Series A with investments from SBI Group and Sony Innovation Fund cathie wood news

Cathie Wood’s ARK Invest turns to Kalshi to inform investment strategies, hedge risk

Binance Australia Derivatives fined $6.9 million over compliance and onboarding failuresCrypto 019d25a8 1d4d 786d 9f20 d4d8e50f9c8a

Bitcoin pinned under $72K as four network metrics show ‘weaker demand’ 019caf67 9abc 7465 a784 080cd4686ef4

Bitcoin floor ‘near $70K’ as TradFi returns 019cb1f9 73ba 7fdd b7bc f223761cce2a

$18.6B in Bitcoin options expire Friday: Should traders prepare for $75K BTC?

⬤ CAPITAL MOVES

…Where capital is quietly positioning.ParaFi Capital raises $125M for a new venture fundEureka Labs raises $6.7M seed roundPeakAI raises ~$2M seed roundMegapot raises $5M in a funding round led by DragonflyXFX raises $17M Series A

⬤ UNDER THE SURFACE

Resolv Hack Shows How Fast DeFi Can Turn a Small Exploit Into Systemic Damage

A hack on Resolv exposed a classic DeFi failure mode: an attacker was able to mint roughly $80 million in unbacked USR and extract about $23–25 million in value before the token collapsed. Chainalysis said the exploit was driven by a compromised key and triggered a sharp de-peg that forced the protocol to halt operations, while CoinDesk reported USR plunged and the protocol was left functionally insolvent. The broader signal is familiar but still important: in DeFi, a flaw in issuance logic can turn a relatively small attack surface into immediate balance-sheet destruction Australia’s $105B Hostplus Exploring Crypto Access Marks a Pension-Scale Shift

Hostplus, one of Australia’s largest pension funds, is considering offering members access to Bitcoin and other digital assets through its self-directed Choiceplus option. Bloomberg and the Australian Financial Review both reported the fund manages about A$150 billion, or roughly $105 billion, and is evaluating crypto access in response to member demand. This matters because crypto moving into pension infrastructure is a different kind of signal from ETF trading or retail speculation. It suggests digital assets are gradually entering long-duration retirement capital channels, even if through limited, self-directed exposure first. Hyperliquid’s $5.4B Record Shows On-Chain Macro Trading Is Becoming a Real Market

Hyperliquid recorded a new daily volume high of $5.4 billion, with the surge driven largely by trading in commodity perpetuals such as silver, WTI crude, Brent crude, and gold. Multiple reports noted that commodity contracts dominated the session, with silver alone around $1.3 billion and WTI around $1.2 billion in daily volume. The bigger takeaway is structural: Hyperliquid is carving out a niche where crypto-native infrastructure meets macro trading demand, especially when global events push traders toward always-on derivative venues. The line between crypto exchange and 24/7 macro market is getting thinner.

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